Skinnaaayyy

Remember that time I scheduled my post to publish yesterday morning?  Yeah me either.  I forgot to hit publish.   Maybe that is why scheduling post don't really work out for me.  

So I know I have mentioned ACE a lot lately, but sorry I'm not sorry.  It is great stuff and making everyone around me get skinny, I just don't see a negative here.  Even our preacher said to Mama C " I hear you have been helping everyone lose weight lately, our church is going to be much smaller in no time."  I just told him we were trying to make room for more.

What made me think of this though was when I was uploading my Easter pictures I took over the weekend and came across a picture of my Cousin, girlfriend has started taking ACE and looks good!!

  Check her out for yourself!

Doesn't she look good?  I mean I know she looked good before but even better now!

My sister G is actually having a contest on her ACE facebook page so if you want an easy way to get some free ACE go check her page out and tell her I sent you!

The winner of my Classy N Sassy Creations Giveaway will be announced this week!

Happy Tuesday! 

Diary of a Mad Hungry Fat Girl Day 2...

It's Day 2 of my Military Diet.

There is a reason the word Diet has the word DIE in it.

You are suppose to wait until Day 4 to weigh, so if I do indeed die at least weigh me to see if it worked first.

Lunch is the hard part for me. 

Breakfast wasn't bad yesterday it was something I would normally eat half a grapefruit and toast with PB.

Lunch is was hard.  I just love dry tuna. -said no one ever.  I had a cup of tuna plain and a piece of wheat toast.

And dinner wasn't bad I had tilapia, half a banana, half an apple, a cup of green beans and a cup of ice cream.  I could do without the ice cream, I am more of salty person.

Today though I may not make it kids...

I am STARVING!!!
I feel tired and blahh but I can't have my green tea or coffee.

My lunch to look forward to is a hardboiled egg and a cup of cottage cheese complete with 5 crackers.

And FIVE whole crackers? Well weren't they generous.

What? I usually shove 5 in my mouth at one time.

Plus my fitness pal says I am not getting enough calories.  Really? Because I would had thought the 5 crackers were putting me over the edge. 

I don't like quitting things, but maybe if I just tweak this "diet" so its no longer a "diet" and more of a lifestyle change it will be more my thang.

I don't know whether to stop this nonsense right now and just eat really healthy or continue on... maybe to my death.....

Diary of a Mad Fat Girl...

Wanna split an ice cube?  My diet started today.

I hate working out.  When someone says they love working out, I immediately begin to think they have a problem with lying.

I love to eat.  I was always a skinny child and could eat everything in sight and not gain a pound until junior year of college when my metabolism came to a screeching halt.  ugh betch.  

Instead of working out and eating healthy I just took more naps and ate more fast food.  Unlike freshman year this diet didn't make me lose 10 lbs I gained like two new bodies.  Maybe not two whole new bodies, but I was the biggest I have ever been and felt like crap. My cheeks looked like I was hoarding marshmallows. 

When I moved home after graduation,  I ate a little better and my sister made me work out some so I lost a little but I haven't been consistent.

Well now G decides she is going to get married and my busted can of biscuits self has to get into a dress.  She doesn't like the style of moo moos so I have to figure something else out like losing some weight.  This body is not the rock solid body it once was.

 I'm one for quick results hence my love for spray tans and fast food. 

I trying the military diet because it is only 3 days and people have lost like 10 lbs doing this. I know the healthy way would be a different route but I don't care I'm trying this out.  Plus it will be healthier than running to McD's or Bueno so shut it.

If it works I will let y'all know!

All I want is a free taco…

G has me on a strict diet and workout regime in pursuit of being model thin. Okay, well for one I had a freaking green spinach fruit smoothie for breakfast! I want Taco Bell reeeeaaaal bad, but nope.  I don't even look forward to my lunch (favorite part of the day other than dinner or nap time) anymore because it consists of like a carrot stick and maybe a bite of something else. I’m hungry ALLL the time. I hate exercising. Hate running even more. Hate leg day even more than that.

I better be as skinny as a 9 year old or be continually asked, by people who are concerned for my well-being if I have been eating because I look like I have missed every meal, by summer.  I want to go out with my fellow jobless friend tonight but I have to make sure I can spare the calories and apparently starving myself all day won’t do the trick, according to G.  She thinks she knows everything.

Have you ever seen someone work out with a smile on their face...yeah, me neither. It’s because girl is STAR-VING!

 -S