I have never been so miserable...well half true.

Remember me?  Yeah I just lost my blogging mojo for a while maybe it's coming back maybe not?

I spent the weekend visiting my bestie and all my favorite people this  past weekend.  This weekend was also that 5k I signed up for a few months ago.  Yeah well the 5k didn't happen, you see sometimes I forget I'm no longer 21 and I can't handle staying up all night and then functioning the next day.  Then Sunday was depressing because I had to leave my friends and head back to reality 3 hours away.

Which leads me to this list...

Why post grad sucks...

-You have to get a job. (well maybe don't have to but you should or you are now called a bum.)

-All your friends move off in different directions to try to join the big kid world as well.

-It isn't as accptable to dress in Norts and an oversized tee everyday.

-You can't just sleep in when you feel like skipping class work and get the notes from a coworker.

-You can't use being in College as an excuse to eat junk for all meals, you are now just an unhealthy eater.

-Forget naps, going from two naps a day to none is rough.

-You actually have to go to the grocery store and buy food, you can't just run next door and go shopping in the sorority pantry.

-There are no date parties or coke dates.

-Work doesn't just get cancelled.

-Your parents don't pay your bills as easily anymore.

-Parents expect you to buy yourself stuff. (rude)

-When you are around college boys you feel like a pedofile.

-You get tired earlier.

-An exciting night is when you get to stay home and do nothing.

So pretty much post grad life is hard.

Whoop there it is.

When you start college you get so much advice. 

People tell you what classes you should take, don't dress up on the first day of school, don't accept a bid to such and such house because they are bottom tier, only freshmen walk up the front steps of Morril hall, don't drink the punch at that chapters house parties ect. ect.  

What people don't tell you is only take the minimum hours each semester and get fifty minors so you can stay in school forever. 

They don't tell you that once you earn that degree and walk across that stage life is over.

They don't tell you that you may spend forever searching for a job or that you will most likely end up with your parents as your room mates and will live hours away from all your best friends. 

They don't tell you that you will most likely have to get a job that you hate for a while and probably be miserable or that you will be in bed before 10 every night.  

They don't tell you that everyone will now expect you to get married right away and if you don't have a significant other everyone will want to know why because after all you are considered old now and that is what you do after college.

You don't get summer break and Spring Break becomes a past time. 

If you over sleep you can't just go back to sleep and try again tomorrow getting the notes from a friend, your boss WILL want to know why you aren't there.

You will probably have to start paying for your own shit. like cell phones, yeah apparently they aren't free and gas, who knew how expensive that stuff was?!

I don't know about any of you, but I did not sign up for this.  This is not how "adult" life always looked on facebook.

If you are still in college hang on foreevvveerrrr and enjoy every second.

If you are a post grad like moi, bless your heart and may the odds be ever in your favor. 

This couldn't explain it any better.

Whoop there it is.

Happy Hump Day.