Thursday, September 5, 2013

Take it or leave it...

Thursday, September 5: Pass on some useful advice or information you learned and always remembered. 

Here we go kids I have a wealth of knowledge stored up in here...

First things first, when you wear a dress out always make sure it's not tucked into your underwear when leaving the ladies room.  You don't want a stranger to have to tell you especially when at first you think they are complementing you but then you soon realize they are just trying to help you out.

If there is an open bar at a work/internship/professional event DONT I repeat DONT drink it.  It's a test.  You may think its okay but next thing you know you have made an ass of yourself mocking the vice president of said company using an australian accent. Only you won't even know they are important until it's done with just excuse yourself from the event early or stick around to see those who took the bait fail.

If you are underage at a party with alcohol never tell a cop you aren't even old enough to drink when asked if you have been drinking.

When getting a spray tan don't leave your hair down you will have a bad tan line. You should also try to avoid wearing white the  day after getting said spray tan if you are going to be sweating like crazy.

I could go on all day but you should probably just take some time to absorb that knowledge for now.

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  1. Oh sis, these are true words of wisdom. If only I had read them years ago before that one wine tasting when I...

  2. #1 has happened to me and that is GREAT advice! Always double check that!

  3. A love these! They're all lessons I've learned the hard way, unfortunately.

  4. Preach. I try and avoid white on most occasion because of to many mishaps.

  5. Hahaha.... drinking at work parties is NEVER a good idea!