I'd be my Valentine.

With the great holiday a week away I got to thinking...

Reasons I would be a great Valentine....

 

I won't complain when you buy me things or send me flowers, as a matter of fact if you would like a list just text me. ;)

I will eat if you take me out to dinner, heck I may even help eat yours!

I won't take forever to get ready, I will probably just wear sweats or norts anyway depends on the weather.

I won't make us late because I am OCD so lets be about 15 mins early.

You don't even have to take me to an expensive place, I love food that comes through a window.

I won't even make you be my boyfriend, I'm just not like that, unless you want to that is and then I will be like maybeee.

There is no hidden compartment of liquor in my desk...I checked....

I watched Bad Teacher, I loved it. S and Mama C. instantly said Cameron reminded them of me in that movie. I was extremely flattered BUTTTTT....each week I add more random texts to the list that say something to the effect of "OMG you ARE Cameron Diaz in Bad Teacher."  I don't hate it.  It does make me wonder if people really think I have a hidden compartment in my desk full of Vodka (I WISH) and that I nap at my desk (Totally would, if I could get away with it.) S0, I checked out the bottom drawer today and, as I thought, no alcohol. Don't get me wrong there are many times when I am teaching that I would love nothing more than to put in a movie, make myself a cocktail, wrap myself in my cardigan and take a little nap, but I don't actually do it.  I would not worry so much about this assumption others are making if it were the first time people compared me to Cameron Diaz in her movies.  Last time it was What Happens in Vegas.  In case you haven't seen it, Cameron is a con-trol fuh-reak who marries some random guy in a drunken stupor.  In Bad Teacher she totally plans to marry for money and ends up stealing some girl's boyfriend. In both movies, you instantly think "Oh. my. gosh. I hope I'm not like her!"

Not sure what that says about me...

-G