Shit I Never Say...

I just love working out.

Oh no thank you I hate fast food.

Aren't these Crocs cute?

I make too much money.

You couldn't pay me to go back to College!

Guys with long hair are so sexy.

I just miss high school so much.

Just eating Veggies today.

Let's make a Starbucks run.

Spray tanning makes you orange.

I never even get on Pinterest.

I want to own a mini van someday.

Boomer Sooner.

Can I get this in camo?