An army of birds decided to fly over and crap all over my freshly washed car.
My favorite jeans are too tight lately.
My car hood ornament just snapped off and no one else cared.
I just want to eat my feelings and I have a lot of feelings.
I turn a year older this week.
I have a closet full of clothes and nothing to wear.
There is also a city full of guys and no one to date.
Happy *almost* birthday! I don't like getting older because my jeans are starting to get a little too snug :)
ReplyDeleteHaha this is awesome. I feel your pain!
ReplyDelete"I have a closet full of clothes, and nothing to wear" AMENNNNNNNNNN
ReplyDeleteYES I hate pants!
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain and relate to so many of these even the turning older this week as I did two days ago. (feeling 22!! haha)
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