Just call me Tiger.

 

I just might be the next Tiger Woods minus the whole prostitute ordeal.

I have been wanting to learn to play golf for a few years now and kept meaning to buy some clubs  it just never happened.  

In college I even lived on a golf course and when I was 13 my dad bought me a golf cart so I could travel back and forth from my bestie's house, so I mean I am kinda destined to be a golfer right?  

One time in Kindergarden I even got a hole in one during a birthday party at the putt putt place, everyone got really excited and said I should become a golfer someday, then some girl pissed her pants and stole my thunder.  

So after thinking about for like twenty years now I think the time has come and I am ready to take this next step in life.  Plus they have some really cute golfing related things.

I finally found a set made for us vertically challenged, they are silver and pink and I really love them.
I just need to try them out now.

Some of my top picks to invest in for my new golf career or lessons whatever...

These are my new clubs.

Great pic quality I know.

My new golf kicks. 

The golf bag I need.

I even found monogrammed golf gloves.
Y'all know how I feel about monogramming everything.  I just might have to make them mine soon
 

Really? Really?

I know I have been the worst blogger ever lately but kinda kept denying it, then this morning as I was checking my bloggy email I saw where there is going to be a Bloggy Boot Camp in Dallas in Nov.  I wanna go so of course I text G and told her.

 

Her response..."You don't even blog anymore."  

 

UGGHHH SAAAYY WHAAT?! RUDE!!

 

So here I am betches.  My blog isn't dead I just haven't had any blog worthy posts.  Sorryboutme.

 

Has anyone been to the Bloggy Boot Camp?

 

What did you think? 

 

Is it worth the go?

 

Tell me everything!

Shady's baaaccckkkk....

 

Truth be told I have been kinda shady in the blog world lately or really just nonexistent.  It just hasn't happened for me. 

 

After some nagging about needing to post I'm here with Confessional Friday.

 

I confess I have neglected the blog I just really haven't had anything to say. G says it's because when people are single they are funnier.  Whatevs.

 

I finally ordered some golf clubs last week.  They are still in the plastic. I went ahead and ordered golf shoes and keep finding cute golf related things to buy even though I still haven't really golfed yet but I will be ready for when that time comes.

 

I hate everyday of the week except Friday nights through Sunday.

 

I haven't worked out in months or really even had the desire to.

 

I really don't care what Baby Kimye is named and I'm not surprised a bit if the name is in fact North West and you shouldn't be either.

 

I listened to the Dixie Chicks the other morning on Spotify.  I don't know what came over me but I hadn't listened to them since like 03' when I swore them off for hating on my boy W and because Papa C threw their CD out the window when we were driving.

 

That's about all my confessions for today.  Maybe I will get back in touch with this blogging thing, maybe.

 

 

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I don't know if you know this but red, white & blue are my favorite colors...

Linking up today with Sarah for Fan Friday.
 

 

What's better than baseball and the Texas Rangers?

 

That's what I thought.

 

Some reasons to love the Rangers.

 

They are in Texas and what's not to love about Texas?

 

 

My main man George is a fan.  If it's okay with W it's okay with me.

 

 

Nolan Ryan.

 

 

Elvis Andrus improved his English by listening to Rascal Flatts.

 

Their colors are red, white and blue and those just happen to be my favorite colors.

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What my dating profile would look like...

 It seems these days I am hearing of more people my age turning to dating sites as a way to find a significant other.  I mean whatever floats your boat kids, we are no longer spring chickens.

I however don't think I could do the whole internet dating ordeal.  I think I would be pretty awkward at it.  

I don't even know where I would begin with my dating profile.

Here is something my profile would probably look like...

Still lives with parents.  Don't worry not in the basement though because we don't have a basement.

I enjoy long romantic strolls to the fridge.

Lunchables in bed at midnight.

I just really love food.

I snore and talk in my sleep.  Sexy huh?

I always wear Norts and a tee unless someone highly suggests otherwise.

The kinds of boys I would probably be bringing to my yard via my profile... 

I found these gems on google so not real sure if they are still available if you see something you like.

Everyone has their own preferences right?

    He likes big butts and he cannot lie well I don't know about the lying part.

 

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As you can see the blog got updated.  Whoop whoop.  It was about time.  I was over being that kid that wears clothes that are handmade. JK Mama C can't sew.  Sarah over at Venus Trapped in Mars designed it for me! Girlfrand is gooood, she's got mad design skills and is hilarious go check her out!

Maybe my fun new blog design will make me a better blogger.  Maybe.

Oh yeah and big exciting news...I'm going to be an aunt!!

I think about you in the summertime...

1. What is your favorite social media outlet?

Currently I would say Instagram.  It's to the point.

2. Do you subscribe to any daily new reads? If so, which ones?

I don't actually, terrible huh?

3. What is your favorite magazine to have by the pool?

I'm a Cosmo girl for sure.

4. What is your favorite summertime song?

Summertime-NKOTB  duh.

5. What is the best summer concert you've been to?

Summer is my favorite time to go to concerts so I usually go to quite a few but I would have to say New Kids on the Block a few summers ago.  That was such a fun concert.