Thursday, June 6, 2013

What my dating profile would look like...

 It seems these days I am hearing of more people my age turning to dating sites as a way to find a significant other.  I mean whatever floats your boat kids, we are no longer spring chickens.

I however don't think I could do the whole internet dating ordeal.  I think I would be pretty awkward at it.  

I don't even know where I would begin with my dating profile.

Here is something my profile would probably look like...

Still lives with parents.  Don't worry not in the basement though because we don't have a basement.

I enjoy long romantic strolls to the fridge.

Lunchables in bed at midnight.

I just really love food.

I snore and talk in my sleep.  Sexy huh?

I always wear Norts and a tee unless someone highly suggests otherwise.

The kinds of boys I would probably be bringing to my yard via my profile... 
I found these gems on google so not real sure if they are still available if you see something you like.

Everyone has their own preferences right?

    He likes big butts and he cannot lie well I don't know about the lying part.

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  1. A few years ago, we signed my mom up for Online Dating. We found so many of my friends parents!! Some where still married & together! Pretty much, online dating has more then just creeps. But jeez, no thanks to these guys.

  2. haha I cant even imagine what I would write

  3. I totally found my man via online... just about which sites you use.

  4. Hahaha! Those guys are way creepy!

  5. Girl, I died at this. Our pour profiles would look the same. But I think I would attract creepy Africans since they always randomly message me on FB. It's like, "no I don't wanna help you come to America"

  6. SO funny! I would be terrified that I would be kidnapped by a creeper if I ever attempted online dating. Meeting boys while drinking in a bar just seems much safer if you ask me!

  7. Bahahahah I love this so much. So funny.