Yeah, you know the one we all have them.
Maybe they are the one who...
Doesn't do anything without posting about it on facebook first and if they didn't check in it didn't happen.
The couple that everyone knows is together 24-7 yet they still constantly write on each others walls about how much they love each other.
The poor pity me status updater. You know the one who was dealt the worst card in life and nothing ever goes their way so they must share their crappy life with everyone so everyone knows they have it worse.
The one who always is asking to "barrow" things. Well for one if you have to resort to Facebook to find someone's car to use you probably have no business driving a car and I'm not sure what "barrow" means but I don't think I want you doing it to my car, I have heard of borrowing but not barrowing.
The HeandSheLover couple that share a facebook but you never are sure who is the one commenting, posting, ect...
The one that constantly changes their profile picture and it is usually a rotation of their top 5 favorite selfies over the past 6 years.
The one that is always inviting you to join them on some game you don't want to play.
The one who uses a signature every time they comment as if you didn't know who the comment came from. ~***Sydney**~
The one that always post that awful terrible thing that happened to them but doesn't ever want to share what happened when people ask because it is "personal"which is why they posted it as their status of course.
Tha 1 who kan't speeel 2 save there lyfe, yet catches your attention because you spend some time trying to decode it.
The one who updates their status with whatever they found on Pinterest and thought was clever every five minutes.
One of my favorites is the one who takes pictures with disposable camera quality, uses a terrible font to add their name or inspirational quote and everyone comments how great of a photographer and photo editor they are.
The one that sends you private messages confessing their love for you and what they would like in a lifelong mate and would love it if you would become facebook friends. Oh and you have never met.
The one who if people don't start commenting on their status or writing on their wall they will just delete their account foreverrrr.
I totally haven't spent anytime on facebook lately.