Best news ever...

...I just bought Justin Bieber tickets…it’s ok to be extremely jealous of me. 

S. had a minor meltdown last night.  Baby Huey ate one of her pizza lunchables.  As you’ve seen, this illicits anger from S. like you’ve never seen before. 

I just finished reading Fifty Shades of Grey after S. harassed me to do so. Before reading, S. told me that she thought Ian Somerhalder would be the perfect Christian Grey.   

I instantly disagreed. I love Ian BUT I don’t see him playing Fifty at all. I am thinking more like Alex Pettyfer or Chris Pine.  

S. and I were discussing the new guy in my life, I don’t remember exactly what I told her but she replied with, “If not I would literally slap your face. Hard. Very Hard.”

Rather than argue with her this e-mail exchange took place:

From: G
Sent: Friday, June 01, 2012 10:43 AM
To: S
Subject:

Great use of the word “literally” by the way.

From: S Subject: RE: To: G Date: Friday, June 1, 2012, 10:44 AM I know because it's easy to remember...if you say literally it means hey im doing this in real life in person. not just figuratively with words.  See I could be an English teacher. From: G Sent: Friday, June 01, 2012 10:47 AM To: S Subject: RE: Umm...I think there’s a little more to being an english teacher than that. From: S Subject: RE: RE: To: G Date: Friday, June 1, 2012, 10:53 AM oh yeah and your is showing possession and you're is you are. there. BOOM. got it. I am always on S and B.H. for their grammar.  Finally, my lessons have paid off. I guess the next thing we need to work on is capitalization and complete sentences. I am only one person. -G